First, I cannot have an abortion.
Then I may not shave my head.
No reading books that deal with dicey issues.
You must attend chuch.
Then women won’t be able to wear pants.
Only skirts that go beyond the knee.
Men, soon you must give up facial hair.
And all jewelry.
Missionary position.
In the dark.
With bedclothes on - literally.
This is a slippery slope, people. This touches too close to the religious (see: Christian) world. Jesus wants nothing to do with these thighs, and the Supreme Court should stay away from them as well. The legacy of this president will be that he brought forth a conservative court.
There go our rights.
March 6th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Why do I feel the need to start screaming, “She’s a WITCH! She’s A WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER!” at the South Dakota Democratic Senator who sponsored this bill? I think if I did that….they would let us lynch AND burn her.
Jesus. You really need to come down here now and tell these people to fuck off. Seriously. It’s not funny anymore.
March 6th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
That’s an insult to witches Tali.
You should scream “she’s a neocon she’s a neocon! BURN HER!”
I would be coming up there, love. Remember = erica’s in the flaccid penis state!
March 6th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
The Son Of God needs to come down from heaven RIGHT NOW and tell these people to shut the fuck up and that they are all burning in hell for their judgements.
Come to Chicago babe. Come to the most Democratic city in the nation. We will survive here.
/When will the “Not allowed to cross state lines to get an abortion” law pass do you think?
March 6th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Hmmm…methinks that time is coming.
Soon they will implant us with shock collars so if we attempt to cross state lines for nefarious purposes - we will get zapped!
I’m getting quite scared.
March 6th, 2006 at 2:53 pm
You need to see Battle Royale. Rent it from Netflix. It is what we will come to.
March 6th, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Oh lordy.
Is anyone wearing spandex in that movie?
Must I wear spandex?
March 6th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
I think there is some sort of cosmic alignment that is causing all of this craziness! I think that I will investigate this theory…as long as the aforementioned spandex is not a requirement.
March 6th, 2006 at 9:38 pm
I have this eerie feeling the G.W. is a Sith. Osama is just a Phatom Menace, and Darth Idious is about to swell the ranks of the military with fit young clones of Ronald Reagan.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:58 am
Ooh! Battle Royale = fun for the whole family!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:43 am
your right E… it all starts somewhere… next thing you know we will need key cards to leave our homes and go to the grocery store and breast feeding will no longer be acceptable… all babies should be fed on the gov’ts special formula filled with mind controlling proteins.
March 7th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Hehehe. Nice star wars reference. All bow down to the mighty Count CHRISTokku.
March 7th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
That’s cause D rocks.
Tis a sad, strange world we live in…