I’m in a poop mood. I want to be able to ride 18 mph. That’s my big goal. But I feel like I should do that with my current bike (I’ve been pestering D for a real road bike for my big 3-0, which is not for over 4 months….). I’m just feeling sorry for myself for no reason.
Why do shrinks NOT have a live person answer their phones? Don’t they know that crazy people don’t want to leave a fucking message? I’m crazy…NOW! They are all fartfaces. All of them. Now one of them needs to gimme some drugs.
The mid-term last night went fine. I am sure I butchered some dates, but that’s the breaks with Art History. I almost peed myself when Leslie told us we weren’t able to use the bathroom during the test. If you have ever had a class with me, you understand the nature of my bladder. I ALWAYS need to go to the bathroom because I am drinking constantly, usually coffee or water. Leslie told us that it was a new rule because of some idiot-brain. And then she allowed us to use the restroom after she checked them. I didn’t get the story, but I am mighty curious. I also dumped a WHOLE cup of water on Vanya while we were studying. I’m a klutz. Go me!
I found the shirt that makes my boobies say “hello.” I just thought I would share that. I think it’s the bras I’ve been wearing.
I miss overalls. I found an old pair in a drawer that I stopped wearing because I started getting thicker through the middle. I really miss the ratty-ass pair that had holes in them. I found them at Thriftko for 7 bucks. I wore them to death. I need to find another pair. I don’t care how un-fashionable I am. I mean, come on, look at me! I shave my head and live in tank tops. I’ll never be a fashion queen.
I think we should impeach Bush.
My Tom Bihn bag was out of stock, so I got a different color. I am hoping it comes in soon! 
Bags make me happy. Especially Tom Bihn, and Chrome bags.
My earrings shoudl be here soon as well. I keep breaking/losing them. And because they are all hand-carved, if I mess one up I have to order a brand new pair. I got plugs with stars. I like stars.
I think I have rambled enough. Where’s my gum?
March 15th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
mmmmm blueberry muffin. anyway, i am feeding Tali manwich because if I don’t she might just die…did I mention I am cooking MANWICH for dinner? Tali also mentioned that the word manwich was bothering you. manwich. ok, i’ll stop…but see B is being obnoxious so I have to pass it on…manwich…and I figured noone would appreciate that as much as you. manwich. no I did not just call you a man witch. I like your new bag! I am thinking of getting a new one soon…since I do not need the big Timbuk2 as much these days. Although it sure does hold alot of manwich. I like to wear overalls when I paint…but not paint as in houses…paint as in canvas and such. Overalls ARE fashionable dammit! just like manwich. I love you!
March 15th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Well I don’t really think it’s bad to want a new bike. Your bike is great, but not really condusive to speed. Sometimes you have to upgrade.
March 15th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Manwich = warlock! (think about it for a minute.) And Cat - please smack your darling butthead, I mean husband on his LEFT asscheek for me!
Thank you … manwich!
March 15th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Ok, if that is meant to punish him…he will enjoy it waaaaay too much, and actually so will I. I know…TMI.
March 15th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Well…punishment. Damnit. Uhm. Well….. uhm.
I will text him at 5:30 am when I wake up! That’s enough to punish him! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Never mess with a bitch that gets up earlier than you do….tee hee hee.
March 15th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
EXCELLENT! Your reward is to go to the WP Spring art fest this weekend…buy a fresh squeezed lemonade…and look for a sculpture artist named Theodore Gall…ok this is more of me living vicariously through you as opposed to a reward, but the lemonade there is damn good…and you could ride your bikes there…and trump all the baby strollers that usually crush my sandaled feet when I try to walk down Park Ave. Here is another bonus…sweet potato chips…that funky salty sweet popcorn (still undecided if I like it)…and you get to say hi to Julie as she works Panuellos pizza line!
March 15th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Oh, and if you find that artist…you’ll understand why I go through all that hell (crowd wise) to find him.
March 15th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
wearing tank tops is your own fashion. and pink underwear of course. so you are fashionable.