Obligatory Post

Posted on | June 23, 2006 | 11 Comments

Today is list day, because my thoughts are fractured by stress and a lack of sleep. And I don’t expect to make much sense because all I had for breakfast was a banananananana (I love that word!)

• If you feel the urge to jack someone’s fruit – don’t. It’s just rude.
• I feel less inclined to speed on the onramp to I-4 since the geese incident.
• I am finally learning to breathe under the weight of my thesis.
• Alternately, my sphincter clenches up at the thought of it being due in two weeks.
• Did I mention I hadn’t written a word yet?
• I had a lovely lunch with a co-worker yesterday.
• We went to a meat-place, but I had a salad.
• Tomatoes are slimey.
• Grapes freak me out because they look like eyeballs.
• I’ve had my nails painted white for over two weeks without picking the polish off.
• I think this is a record!
• Anne’s birthday is tomorrow.
• Exactly one month before my own!
• I miss my friends.
• I feels like I haven’t seen them in forever.
• When you feel like “working out” don’t go as far as making your body shake – that’s usually a sign that you will be so sore for the next few days that you won’t even be able to walk up stairs.
• I should take my own advice.
• Without my iPod, I think I would go mad.
• D is going to buy me a few 80′s movies to watch for my class.
• We would like to move tomorrow.
• I had a panic-dream last night that involved the Dean of Rollins (who I have never seen except in my rear-view mirror) telling me that I couldn’t graduate.
• I have dandruff and it’s pissing me off.
• I have decided to go to a titty bar for my birthday, and I realize that this will mean that a lot of people won’t go, but it’s my birthday and I’ll tip pretty girls if I want to!
• I also plan on getting nice and drunk that night, just so I can remind myself why it’s called intoxication.
• I will only see D for a few minutes tonight before I have to go to class.
• This makes me sad.
• I wish I could rescue all the beagles that need homes.
• I will have a beagle-farm one day where all the unloved puppies can come and frolick.
• That thought puts a smile on my face.
• My hair is at that pont where nothing I do to it makes it better.
• I bought hair-wax so I could glue it to my scalp.
• It looks silly.
• That is all for now.
• Happy Friday.

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