• After spending an obscene amount on our bed, it’s falling apart and we are suffering through no sleep
  • I woke up ever hour last night, except when I passed out in the early evening for a nap.
  • The bags under my eyes look like mis-applied eyeshadow.
  • I hate work today.
  • My sister make me laugh so hard that I cry (the message was perfect Lex).
  • D did the “one day closer to Friday” dance, trying to cheer me up. It was cute.
  • I am working 10 hour days for the rest of the week so that I can take off Thursday.
  • This was not my idea.
  • Sometimes, I hate my job.
  • I don’t want to go to school tonight.
  • I need a nap.
  • My barracuda teefs are out.
  • D calls me “barracuda head” when I’m grumpy.
  • I like to bite people’s hands off. (not literally — I’m a veggie).
  • Now I have to go to a meeting.
  • I would like to have my tantrum now.