• that G4 would stop playing those commercials about pills that increase “that part of the male anatomy”. Please. Stop. Feeding. Me. Shit. Let me get back to watching inane reviews about video games I will never buy. Don’t interrupt my going to sleepy time. I don’t have a dick. I don’t need the pills. Please shut up.
• that I could wear my wooden earrings at work.
• there were more hours in the day so that I had time to play both Halo 3 and COD, without taking away from writing time.
• that baked potatoes baked faster.
• gas was much cheaper than it is now.
• for just one little bit of snow in the city. Yeah, I know it will screw up D’s ride to work, that the roads could be icy and dangerous for him, but I love snow. And we didn’t get to go to Mt. Hood this winter. Le sigh. (I wrote that part 2 days ago and it snowed yesterday…..oops)
• people would stop asking me why D and I don’t have kids. I’m having to play nice right now, what with being in a newer job and all, but I’m about to start throwing paperclips.
• for peace on earth. No. I really do. I’m a fucking hippy liberal like that.
• I could reconcile my anger for the government and my love for the human race. It’s a hard thing to fold together.
• my sister would visit soon.
• that I still didn’t have freaky dreams about that damn vampire movie.
• that I could will my coffee cup to refill itself. Magic coffee…that’s what I need.
• Apple would stop showing the freaking iPhone and the Mac Air. You got me. I want them, but can’t afford them. Quit rubbing salt in the wound, already.
• the motherboard on my 15″ laptop would stop being bitchy. It’s going to die, I know it, and then I will be locked to my desk when I write. *GASP*
• I hadn’t said anything about wanting snow. It’s cold today, and I wanted to walk the doggies again tonight, but I think it took my knees an hour to warm back up from the walk last night.
• that IE actually had spell check. #&%#(^$&%^$($%!!!
• that finding the perfect shirt was easy.
• that pink wasn’t in fashion…I’m so sick of pink!
• that I could go home, because I just wanna smoosh my beagles

So, have a happy Thursday. Oh, and if you have on-demand, look for the Battlestar stuff. There are two short specials that aired. I think it would surprise you to know who actually watches the show.

And yes, the geeky Battlestar stuff is going to get worse as the show progresses. I have to admit….I’m smitten