I was negligent in linking back to Claire, who began this thing. Sorry :)

And now, to the silliness….

What were you doing five years ago?
May of 2003:
1) Living in the duplex in the Delaney Park neighborhood of Orlando.

2.) Still able to drink a gallon of wine with D without getting wicked hung over.

3.) Going to Southern Night with David July on work nights.

4.) Planned on starting college??

5.) I have a shittastic memory, so that entire section could be untrue :)

What are five things on your to-do list for today (not in any particular order)?
1. Clean the litter box…my basement reeks
2. Vote
3. Try to cheer the world up
4. Poop
5. Read more of Bird by Bird - by Anne Lamott (I miss Dr. Laws, and her writing classes)

What are five snacks you enjoy?
1. Chips and salsa
2. Hit cookies - they are a kind of cookie, not what you should do if I have one and you want it.
3. popcorn - no butter just salt
4. chips and salsa
5. Dry roasted almonds

What five things would you do if you were a billionaire?
1. Buy a house with a big porch, a big backyard, two offices (So D and I don’t have to share), a library, with a well appointed kitchen and an indoor grill.
2. Put money into college funds for my sister’s spawn, and my birthdaughter
3. Take D to Rome
4. Buy a vineyard
5. Spend the rest of my life writing, and not working for the man

What are five of your bad habits?
1. Smoking
2. Speeding
3. Road Rage
4. Not picking up my socks from the living room
5. The internet (it’s a habit)

What are five places where you have lived?
1. Miami, FL
2. Geaukonighshaufen, Germany
3. Egenburg, Germany
4. Fayetteville, NC
5. Portland, OR (home sweet home)

What are five jobs you’ve had?
1. Professional office monkey
2. Bitchy bartender
3. Food Server with chip on shoulder
4. Bookseller (one of my favorite jobs)
5. Bath & Body stock girl (with a fully pierced face, so they kept me in the back room, trying to kill me with all of those over-powerful scents.

Which five people do you want to tag?

1.) Topsy

2.) Amandapants

3.) Cat

4.)D (although I know he won’t because he just trolls the blog hehehe)

5.) Someone from school (I see you, you Seton Hill lurkers!)