Moody Meow

Liberal, lunatic lassie, with mood swings and foot-in-mouth syndrome

I’m A Snorebeast

Posted on | December 2, 2004 | 4 Comments

The Band wrote a little commentary on my snoring.

I really wish I didn’t snore. It’s embarrasing, really. When I suffered through jaw surgery they lied to me and told me that it would help with the snoring. I think age and weight have a lot to do with this (and my sinuses are pissy from years of smoking). I can’t do a damn thing about the age thing, but we are restarting our Y membership, so perhaps I can shed these extra pounds that insist on making my shirts fit too tight.

I would love to rest a full night, without the arrival of the Snorebeast. When she does come, D is forced to punch and shift me all night, trying to quell the noise. Sometimes it works. A lot of the time it doesn’t and as a result, my night of rest is no more restful than his.

Can’t they just remove something to make this all go away?

Category: Everyday

Comments

4 Responses to “I’m A Snorebeast”

  1. E the M
    December 3rd, 2004 @ 7:33 am

    We shall be purchasing the breathe-right strips Yahoo for fun stuff!

  2. chris
    December 3rd, 2004 @ 3:54 am

    I think that when you have your Tonsil’s out that you wont snore anymore… but that is just something someone told me once upon a time.

    and D, AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

  3. Julie waxman
    December 2nd, 2004 @ 11:13 pm

    Breathe Right Strips work wonders….From one snorebeast to another

  4. David M
    December 2nd, 2004 @ 1:04 pm

    Well, despite the Snorebeast, I still love you, richer or poorer, Snorebeast or no Snorebeast :)

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