The Now
Posted on | December 6, 2004 | No Comments
It’s crunch time and I am wholly unenthused.
This Week’s Schedule
Monday:Get home from work. Feed dogs and cat. Smoke something and perhaps fill my belly with edible goodness. Write paper. At 6:45 turn said paper into class, and sit in class for the next 3597495 hours until Dr. Seay has had enough of speaking about football. Leave class. Call Miss V and head to a short study group with her and Julie.
At some point – get some sleep and wave at the husband.
Tuesday: Meeting at 6:30 regarding the same crap we had a meeting about last month and try to muddle through without bitchslapping the crybabies in the office that piddle in their pants if they have to solve a problem on their own or if they don’t get their way. Work. Eat something edible. Listen to the iPod and call the huzzie, making a brilliant plan for escape from our prospective offices which includes scaling tall buildings and the use of a glass cutter. Realize that said plan woudl risk bodily injury. Consider injury anyway. Go home. Go to school. Study for final. Take final. Go home. Write paper for Wednesday’s class. Sleep at some point. Wave to the huzzie.
Wednesday: Wake up and realize that the chances of a lottery win are slim. Remind myself to remember to play anyway. Brush my teeth. Try to remember to shave. Go to work. Consider alcoholism as a valid excuse to get out of work. Realize I haven’t had a drop to drink since Saturday. Damn, not an alcohoic. Dream of beagles and Ratchet and Clank. Wake up from my nap, drool glistening on the keyboard. Try to keep my urge to smack someone to myself. Go home. Feed dogs and cat. Smoke something and wish it was weed. Go to school. Turn in crap. Rejoice. Go to the Bistro and have a drink, inviting the huzzie along. Go home. Sleep and dream of the weekend.
Thursday……
God I don’t even want to contemplate Thursday.
Friday can’t come soon enough.
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