Things You Will Never Hear Me Say
Posted on | December 21, 2004 | 2 Comments
I hear these things all the time at work.
“You know, two miles a gallon isn’t bad when you are fishing.”
“I think that old houses aren’t worth the money. I get creeped out thinking that someone has been in the place before me”
“I know, I homeschool the kids, but sometimes I wish they would just watch Fox news without my having to explain things to them!”
“Damn, that deer was good.”
“I talked to you pacifically about it!” (The typo is intentional)
“Bush is the king of beers”
“I think I will buy another —– (insert one of the following): gun, truck, house, car, boat, camo shirt, pair of cowboy boots.
Things you will never hear at my place of employment:
Animals have feelings too
Tofu is pretty tasty in tacos
I think I will buy another —— (insert one of the following): book, ticket to a symphony, gift card to Petsmart to donate to the rescue foundation, subscription to a magazine that doens’t involve hunting or trucks.
God, I need a vacation from this place.
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December 22nd, 2004 @ 8:51 am
You’ll actually find that kind of talk in Virginia, Maryland, New Jersey, New York, etc.
December 21st, 2004 @ 1:26 pm
Eeeek!
Must escape Florida!