Hillbilly Cure
Posted on | January 31, 2005 | 3 Comments
My boss eats Vick’s Vap-o-rub to cure the common cold. He displayed this disgusting habit last week when I had the priveledge to listen to 2 co-workers gasp in horror as they watched him eat a handful of the stuff. I didn’t witness it myself, fearing my stomach would rebel. When he came out if the office with a slimy smile, the stench smacked me silly. I almost puked.
He has claimed that eating the stinky slime rid you of a cold within 24 hours.
He has been spewing sneezes and violent coughs all day, 5 days later.
I hope that shit tasted good….
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February 1st, 2005 @ 6:36 am
I don’t think he read the label….
January 31st, 2005 @ 6:45 pm
i just cant believe that he isnt dead… that stuff is NOT made for human consumption..
Active Ingredients:
4.8% Camphor (cough suppressant, nasal decongestant & topical analgesic)
2.6% Menthol (cough suppressant, nasal decongestant & topical analgesic)
1.2% Eucalyptus oil (cough suppressant & nasal decongestant)
Inactive Ingredients:
Cedarleaf oil, nutmeg oil, special petrolatum, thymol, and turpentine oil.
Use on chest and throat to temporarily relieve:
Cough
Nasal congestion due to the common cold
Use on aching muscles to temporarily relieve minor aches and pains.
For external use only; avoid contact with eyes.
Do not use:
by mouth
with tight bandages
in nostrils
on wounds or damaged skin
there is a reason they put all of this on the bottle and on their website!!
January 31st, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
We can only hope that eating Vick’s sterilizes him, so he can no longer pass on his genes.