Spread ‘em!
Posted on | May 16, 2005 | No Comments
Well, today I am going to pay a doctor to intrude upon my private parts in the search for the source of my irregular pap. Boys, be so glad you don’t have to face certain violation by docs. I know you have to do the cough-cough thing, but that’s nothing compared to an ice cold metallic spreader and a q-tip longer than most people’s forearms. The best part about today? They are going in with a needle! YAY for me ! :: please note the use of biting sarcasm :: So, I will be home later. I probably won’t want to talk to anyone. I don’t like being sullied by anyone, save my huzzie. The prospect of this appointment actually makes me nervous. I know, it could be nothing. Blah. I hate doctors.
So, Thursday is Star Wars. I fell asleep last night watching the first one. Jar Jar Binks should be shot. But, until I fell asleep, I enjoyed myself. My expectations for the last one are pretty high. I want to love it as much as I loved the first series (except for the Ewoks – who should have all been shot and stuffed and turned into sex toys for the Storm Troopers). I think there are great possibilities for the last one. I just hope it lives up to the hype.
I am excited about Star Wars. I am not excited about the doc appointment.
Have a great Monday. May yours be less intrusive……..
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