Jesus H Fucking Christ
Posted on | May 17, 2005 | 4 Comments
This is an e-mail on Myspace I got from some random idiot:
hey i know you are bi but do you still like a cock once in awhile if so let me know maybe we can hook up sometime for some fun
….I thought my profile said I was married…I swear, some people are just infantile. Where in my profile does it say that I am looking for sexual exploration with random fugly men? I thought I was looking for interesting people to chat with. No where did I mention sex.
This was my reply:
I hate to burst your bubble, but 2 lines above where I say I am bi, I say I am married. I think my husband (because I am married to a man) would have a slight problem with my fucking around with some random guy… sorry hun, but any fun to be had with me doesn’t involve a stranger’s cock.
Was that too harsh…….never mind. I don’t really care if it was…..buttheads….and the grammar !!!! It makes me want to puke! I hate run on sentences without any kind of punctuation (and I prefer too much punctuation to too little)
Bedtime for me….
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May 18th, 2005 @ 4:04 am
I love the fact that you seemed to be more upset about the sender’s complete and total disregard for the rules of punctuation than with any other nuance of the message. In this way we are very alike.
May 18th, 2005 @ 6:20 am
I was initially incensed at the content…but then upon closer inspection I realized how terrible he sounded.
The only thing worse than a bad pickup line is a bad pickup line with non-existant grammar
May 18th, 2005 @ 9:36 am
But non-existent spelling is okay?
May 18th, 2005 @ 10:37 am
I get mad and I can’t spell-check myself.