Mooooooooooonday!
Posted on | June 27, 2005 | 7 Comments
I am a dolt.
Let me repeat this:
I am a dolt.
I got all whiney about phonecalls, and yet again, my fucking ringer was off. Duh. I am an airhead. And yes, I am fired. I’m so mortified that I haven’t even checked the messages.
It looks like I will be pretty busy today. But I have some words of advice:
If you are feeling blue, then a gelati is the cure.
If you are shagging, remember to be nice to your back muscles. (honey, next time I get a massage first!!)
Post-it-notes in eye-catching colors can save you from disaster.
There is no happier dog than one sticking his/her head out of the window, slobber flying, eyes closed, and grinning all the way home.
Jak 3 will turn you gray.
Muscle relaxers really do work…use with caution.
Coffee actually does make the world go around.
Blessed be!
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June 27th, 2005 @ 8:41 am
June 27th, 2005 @ 9:39 am
I didn’t think you would mind much. All that stress on my back!! Ack! But I do have to say, those anti-inflammitories and the muscle relaxers worked wonders….
June 27th, 2005 @ 11:06 am
Keep it clean!
But seriously, I do second the Post It Note remark. They are awesome.
June 27th, 2005 @ 11:09 am
hey E…
we are expecting. due some time in february /march.
just thought i would let you know.
June 27th, 2005 @ 11:30 am
Congrats Hollie!!
June 27th, 2005 @ 11:56 am
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June 27th, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
How does this effect Conneticut?