Moody Meow

Liberal, lunatic lassie, with mood swings and foot-in-mouth syndrome

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Posted on | July 21, 2005 | 2 Comments

Encyclopedia Mythica
I looked through this a bit, and found lots of interesting information. It’s REALLY extensive. A good site if you like that kind of thing like I do.

Buying a condo downtown? You may want to make sure that your fire sprinkler system is up to code. You may also want to cirumvent local government to find out the truth behind the safety of your building. … D and I walked around downtown for the first time in ages, and it’s hard to believe that all this condo-stuff could be as safe as it should be. They are slapping up condos quicker than you can spit. I know city government is quite eager to bring more money into the coffers, but I would hate to see it happen at the expense of safety (I know, I don’t like the type of people that live down there, but even assholes deserve to be safe….)

The world’s coolest keyboard. I stole this from Frankie, who has found a gem. I love toys. I really love geeky toys!

Pits on the run! This pisses me off. Why can’t people understand that if a dog is raised to be a bastard, then he will react in the expected way. Instead of blaming breeds, blame the fucking irresponsible owners. It makes me physically sick to think that 260 pits have been put down because of this law. The most ferocious dog I ever met was a fucking Taco-bell dog! Okay, so it was only my toe that got mauled by the fucker, but all dogs, even beagles, can turn bad if they are mistreated. Blame the result of the problem, not the problem itself. Yeah, smart. Next they will outlaw all dogs, cats and aggressive squirrels in the Denver area. Fuckers.

Scotty’s going back to space. I can’t think of a better way to be buried if you were on Star Trek. May he RIP while floating about the galaxy.

Damn, that sucks!! Getting pinched for an expired tag?? Stupid!
Dear Pot-smugglers, please remember to have the proper id and registration for any vehicle you are using for transport. Remember to check all lights, make sure that your turn signals work, and don’t have overly tinted windows. Make yourself unseen in your banality. Then you can give it to the Man. Thanks, a Former Pot-smoker.

Find a radio anywhere!

Okay.. I really have to get back to work now….really…. no I do !!

Old Weight Watcher’s cards inspire horror!
The sarcasm in each observant description is priceless. Fun to read, although I wouldn’t recommend trying these at home…eww.

okay. now to work I go!

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2 Responses to “……”

  1. Tali
    July 21st, 2005 @ 10:24 am

    B-Day Present Hint – I want the keyboard.
    /hint

  2. Meow
    July 21st, 2005 @ 11:35 am

    That was subtle. How much was it? I didn’t notice. I was too busy ogling the coolness.

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