Moody Meow

Liberal, lunatic lassie, with mood swings and foot-in-mouth syndrome

ATV Collides With Roller-Blader On Cady Way Trail

Posted on | October 17, 2005 | 9 Comments

WTF??

There isn’t much to this story on the site. My main question is why in the hell was an ATV on Cady Way? When did it become legal to drive those things on a pedestrian and bike path? Gorram morons!

Watch out when you ride, honey. You could get smacked by an offroad SUV on that trail next…. fuck it…they should just make the whole thing a road for regular travel… **end sarcasm**

Comments

9 Responses to “ATV Collides With Roller-Blader On Cady Way Trail”

  1. Frankie
    October 17th, 2005 @ 9:09 am

    He just needs to armor his bikes. Its his fight against terror. Or is it terrain? Maybe a cow scoop at the front and some spikes. An oil slick device? Some flash grenades? So many options

  2. Meow
    October 17th, 2005 @ 9:21 am

    I think a Rocket Launcher that pops up from the Chrome bag would work.
    Or poison filled bubbles! No one wants to use bubbles, but they can be deceptively cute. Imagine how COOL that would be. I totally need to be a spy.

  3. Frankie
    October 17th, 2005 @ 9:35 am

    Bubbles can only be used for mass genocide and from a distance. They aren’t very accurate. You don’t want to be blowing poison bubbles and have on accidentally blow back on me. Not to mention how exactly do you aim one at the intended evil foe? but if you were to drop bubbles from a low flying plane…now that would be great.

  4. David M
    October 17th, 2005 @ 10:16 am

    That is frackin weird. People are stupid. Reminds me of the time I had to ride off the trail because some dumbass old lady parked her car on it, right in front of a giant sign that said “no motor vehicles.” Anyway, I don’t really ride that trail on my commute anymore…too dark in the morning. Now I’m a gorram crazy road warrior.

  5. Meow
    October 17th, 2005 @ 10:24 am

    Well at least you will be able to see the ATV before it blows into you !
    People on Cady Way are just nutso!

    Frankie, you could have intelligent bubbles. They could have a nano-brain and be programmed to kill a particular person. It would really work!!
    Bubbles from a flying plane would be bad, they would implode too quickly.
    I think a bubble-machine in a mall would be a good idea….heheheehehe

  6. Hollie
    October 17th, 2005 @ 10:45 am

    I think that you and D need to get some fob horns for those people that are idiots.. wouldnt it be fun to stop next to one and blow the horn in their ears :)

  7. Anne
    October 17th, 2005 @ 11:57 am

    People suck.

  8. Hollie
    October 17th, 2005 @ 12:24 pm

    I agree with Anne!!

  9. Meow
    October 17th, 2005 @ 12:24 pm

    ROFL …. Anne…you have now made me spit water. BRAVA !!!!

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