HolyshitI’mgoingtodieofstress!
But the declarations for today (and I’m doing this while my veggie sausage cooks, so shhhh):
I love David more than I love my woobie.
David will become a sought after artist and make us tons of money by working from home in his happy pants.
I think that Cat is the best photographer ever.
One day she shall own her own gallery.
I believe that Anne will some day be a professor of Women’s Studies
And Anne and Will shall marry and have beebees
Julie will find another wandering soul and one day she will send me postcards from Africa and cool monkey statues from the Amazon.
Tali and I will own our own Grrrl company. And we will kick your ass.
The Dogfather will found his own church where everyone, including the fuzzies, are welcome.
Vanya’s going to have a harem of British boys while she rules Cambridge or Oxford.
Frankie’s going to find a nice girl to settle down with and she will be as much of a goob as the rest of us and he will be happy.
He will still give me the good music.
Mr. Chris will own his own company one day. He will still drink a lot.
Mark and I will meet, and I will kick his ass at scrabble!
My mother will become the govener of Colorado and give the Republicans something to cry about!
My Papa-san will golf or ski and cook lots of eggs.
Derek will become a firefighter, rescue a beautiful woman from a burning building, marry her, and live happily ever after.
My sister will become a nurse and all her spawn will get into great colleges, on scholarships.
Me? I’m just going to eat my breakfast.
November 16th, 2005 at 10:07 am
That’s right…at home in my happy pants….oh I dream of such things.
November 16th, 2005 at 10:33 am
that’s cool!
November 16th, 2005 at 11:16 am
gallery eh? i’m gonna need some tough chicks to woman-handle anyone who touches the art work…on second thought…screw it, let em touch the art work…I still need muscle at the door for paparazzi and so forth…in the mean time I am gonna eat a blueberry muffin, with butter, and a cherry coke…or maybe I will be good and drink water instead.
Have a wonderful day love!
It’s snowing here…
November 16th, 2005 at 12:24 pm
Hmm. Happy pants…why does that just seem like no pants to me? And thank you for the well wish for my future, but for now I’ll just stick with hanging with my friends around a roaring fire saying really stupid, but funny, things. I’m one of those guys that likes to live one step at a time.
Now stop being stressed or I’m going to put some pork in your sausage. Its like spiniach…you’ll grow really big fore arms squint and kick your papers ass.
November 16th, 2005 at 12:30 pm
We will own our own Grrrl company.
Tali has spoken, so shall it be done!
/and quit stressing! I’ll see you in two days!
November 16th, 2005 at 12:35 pm
I am a nobody… boo hoo
November 16th, 2005 at 12:56 pm
don’t let stress get to you, have lots of sex!
November 16th, 2005 at 12:56 pm
H - i just don’t know what you are going to do…you seem to have all your grand plans already - with a great college (was that Cambridge or Yale or Harvard) and all your babies..
I’m TRYING not to stress. I think I shall smoke
November 16th, 2005 at 3:33 pm
Well, just cause I got accepted doesnt mean that I am going to go.
I think Art History PHD at Duke University sounds good. and yes I have babies… but im done with that, and I want a big house and a white picket fence and a yard that has a teak playhouse for my kids. I want a music room for Bryan and Nicholas and a guest room for when I have visitors… Hopefully this house will be in some swanky suburb up north…
But I will be that Art History teacher with a personality….
Julie I need NOTES….
November 16th, 2005 at 4:04 pm
Oh no you didn’t! It’s on, girl. We will meet, alright, but the ass that will be kicked are the ones that you shall be wearing. Hear me now.
The rest of your friends sound cool. David, where can one purchase happy pants? Do they come with accessories? Battery operated accessories?