70 questions
Current mood: Frickin tired man!
70 Questions
1. DO YOU SNORE? Like a fucking elephant
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I love fighting. I lovingly fight.
3.WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR? Open water, and failure
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? I liked play-dough.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV? I watch it. I ADMIT IT!! It’s fucking mindcrack.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? No, but I require them for all beverages. Cold drinks hurt my teeth
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I think all babies are ugly, but I was a stunning toddler. All cheeks and dark features.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Not anymore.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Silver…..mmmm…. Powerbook!!
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Not normally. I have a habit of screaming at the dogs when I shower. They like to run all over the house e because they know I am wet and naked and I can’t chase them, so they seem to take the opporunity and expliot it fully. I do sing in the car, though.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Rubber bands and I don’t mix
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? All my talents are pretty public !! Har har har… I kill me!
13. WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Somewhere with snow, D and our creatures. I wonder if the beagles would like to ski…. hmmm
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? He’s funny looking
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Quite well.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”? Uhm, no. Am I not cool now?
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Well it’s quite important. I do my little bit for the enviornment. One day I would like to do more…
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? None, just bite the fucker
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Why would I try this?
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? I was just on one 2 days ago…and I wanna go again… oh oh !! Can I ???
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? No, I have siblings….. the bloody wankers!
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? I like pens
23. WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? If you kill it, you damn well better eat it. I loathe trophy hunting.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? It’s in my present.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes, it’s quite pretty if I put my mind to it.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Codine, people who don’t use their turn signals, women in Hummers (they make me hyperventilate) and bad animation
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I Love You”? about 10 minutes ago. I don’t know for sure, as David.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? Yeah. He and Elvis are doing the dirty in the back of a 69 Mustang. I hear Hoffa is filming and going to release it on the internet!
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? I did at my sister’s. I didn’t at my own….strange
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? sunny side up…
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? I don’t know… I’ve never given a blonde and IQ test. I think yuppies are dumb though..
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? On my suitcase. They are great for making your luggage stand out on the conveyer belt with the other 92475984753 black suitcases.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:05 om
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Ubergoober, Broadzilla, E, Grumpasaurus-Rex… bitch.
35. IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING? All fast food grosses me out…except Pita Pit… mmmm Pita!
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? This morning. I drove to work, listening to Kasabian and singing.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? I love both but in the interest of time, I take showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? No, but neither is military intelligence, but you don’t see everyone else freaking out about that do you ?
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Mmmm mgoood!
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Yes. We have a nightlight. Although it’s gotten better over the years. I’ve come to realize that the noises in the dark are just our creatures being assholes.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Caffiene, smokes, tired muscles, animals, my huzzie, the internet, wine, and good conversation.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? XXXXXXX-tra crunchy!
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Ewww no, and I HATE the sound of people popping various body parts.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? Nope
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Once. But I’ve cleaned my nose ring twice!! =)
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Only if you are a quitter
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Most of the time…
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Poop brown
49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? I have a gentle-lady like sneeze. And I always use a tissue… I mean my arm!
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? I love it. If you added winter I wouldn’t have anything to complain about.
51. WHO’S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? I like the Rock…he’s nummy
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? I’m just psychotic…
53. HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”? Once….
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? No…but I’m a mad dancer
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? Yes, and I got fired for it too…
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? No, but I am fair on skis
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? No… not unless it’s in one of those plush cabin things. I don’t do sleeping bags and roaming bears.
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? Yes, it’s quite embarrassing.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Yup
60. ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND? They are my husband’s best friend
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Of course….till paper do us part!
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No, but I think I’ve walked on the moon before. Or maybe that was just the acid.
63.DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? All the time. But I try to learn from them
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? No, it’s hotter than the Devil’s balls out there.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Twizlers
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? No… if it chips then I methodically pick it off and it drives D nuts when he finds polish shavings all over the house.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? WTF? Is this a fucking 5th grade questionare?
68. WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? That new Pepto one where they dance!
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? I have once. I got 2 shirts for 8 dollars
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? “No More” By Ronnie Size