D, because he is the coolest husband ever, bought me three games recently. It’s an amazing game season, so I didn’t cry when he came home with Fable II, Little Big Planet and Fallout 3 (for the PS3). I will go from the bad games to the good.
I am super-duper, wholly and completely pissed at Bethesda and Fallout 3. There is some wonky-ass problem with the camera. It’s supposed to be a FPS, but I am stuck in 3rd person. Now, I’m fine playing in 3rd person if the camera would behave. But I can’t aim for shit, I can’t move the character around without thunking into walls and getting stuck behind things. People, I haven’t gotten to the first little town yet. I am still stuck near the door to the outside world all because the fucking camera won’t cooperate. It’s like a petulant child throwing a tantrum who refuses to exit the store in a civil and non-obnoxious way. D felt bad for buying me a “broken” game, and I will admit to being overly frustrated. It’s not his fault. It’s Bethesda. And I’m not the only one screaming. But for now, the game will sit until a patch is released.
Little Big Planet is so much fucking fun! It’s silly, colorful, and full of whimsical and imaginative imagery. The gameplay is quite intuitive, but there are a few annoying bugs with the physics system that I noticed, and it wasn’t as easy to move forward and back within the depth of a level. But overall, the music, the whimsy, the really cute gameplay brings a smile to my face. And, it works (novel fucking concept). I was surprised at how easy it was to slip from the main game into worlds created by other players. And let me say, the players are damn creative. I played one level that was modeled after PacMan! Brilliant stuff. When I returned back to my little box (the start menu, for all purposes, although you can decorate your little box), someone followed me, and then followed me into another game. I think I will accidentally bump into a lot of people playing this game, and I am totally okay with that. The more the merrier
But right now, the game that has me wrapped around its magical blade is Fable II. The game is magnificent. The magic/fighting systems are a seamless mesh of fucking cool. There are some wasted elements, some spells that are just pedestrian and lacking in any kind of brilliance. I think my favorite spells are the time spells, which can either stop time around the character or be used as a weapon, and pushes you through the enemy dealing damage. The game itself is tons of fun, but I was super excited about the mutliplayer, and unfortunately, that is where it falls short. My sister and I love to play games together, and I was excited when I found out that you could join other Fable players’ games. We were both a little disappointed to find out that you had to regress to some genera-character to enter into a friend’s game. Okay, fine. But each time she tried to select one of the three women offered as a character, she ended up with the same pink-swathed goody two shoes with blond hair. She, of course, made up for it by scaring the shit out of all the villagers in my town by trying to stab me. We are siblings, after all. I would have less of a problem with the limited aspect of a joining character if the camera wasn’t such a lazy bitch. I would be exceedingly happy if it split duty between the two of us, and didn’t get stuck around corners when we are in a tight room battling something with big teeth and a taste for my scarred and tattooed ass (of course my character is tattooed! Who do you think I am?). The co-op system leaves much to be desired, and the sad thing is, I have FUN when she and I are running around killing beetles together. I love the cooperative nature of many current gen video games, and it makes me sad that Fable didn’t live up to expectations.
Then again, they could release a patch and make it all better. Who knows. I still like Fable the best of the three.
And why am I writing about video games on this monumental day? Because I’m nervous, anxious, and liable to puke up my Wheat Thins (lowfat, thankyouverymuch) if I keep thinking about the election, even if it is ALL I obsessed over for the past two years. D and I are planning on going to the Doug Fir to meet some friends for the election party, but part of me wants to stay home with that bottle of David Hill Merlot and stew on the couch.
I just have one more thing to say: GO OBAMA!








