Hissy Fit! Category

Till tomorrow…

In: Everyday, Hissy Fit!

Flight leaves at 10. I will meet my schoolmates around 11 tomorrow morning. I just realized how much I’ve missed them.
Thank you Amanda for the clarity.
Thank you Cat, for a lovely evening, good conversation and being willing to go adventuring to new restaurants with me and D.
We found Trebol, I heart that place. The margarita/tequila [...]

JFK is the 7th level of hell

In: Hissy Fit!, Roam

I’m still here. Freezing, tired, unloved by my airline (we won’t get off the ground until 9:30am), and in dire need of a good shower and some understanding. And btw, don’t try to skeep on the floor - it just doesn’t work. I should have known we were in trouble when the gatekeepers in Charlotte [...]

In my sad attempts to try and eat healthier, I went to Subway for lunch the other day. Chill. I wasn’t anywhere near Portland, otherwise I would have stopped in on one of my favorite restaurants. Every Wednesday I drive to Battle Ground for a meeting, during the lunch hour, and they don’t have much [...]

Let this be a warning…I’m on my “I can’t fucking stand self-important Christians who tread on hypocritical moral high ground” soapbox… Why? Because it’s pre-coffee time, I forgot my breakfast and I pissed at the world that I had to get out of bed this morning.
Only someone who is painfully idiotic or completly unaware would [...]

I forgot my glasses

In: Everyday, Hissy Fit!

I didn’t ride to work.
I had nightmares all last night, and D said I woke him up screaming “I hate you!” in the middle of the night. My weeks is not starting off as smoothly as I’d hoped.
The glasses thing really bugs the shit out of me. I can’t see. I’m going to get a [...]

Dayquil for days

In: Hissy Fit!, Seton Hill

Multiple days of being sick…again, have put me behind my deadline for school. I’m still under the weather, at work, and I think my fever just came back. I’ve been sick more since I got to Oregon than the whole time I was in Florida. I think Oregon is trying to kill me. Or tell [...]

I slept like the dead last night. Using the treadmill will do that for you, if you pull yourself out of your own way to get something done. One thing I haven’t done: laundry. It’s still in a pile, collecting animal hair, and serving as the comfiest bed to both beagle and feline. Wish I [...]

Oh yeah…

In: Hissy Fit!

To the jackass that stole the pumpkins off my front porch: I hope they fell on your foot and fractured every bone in your toes. That’s what you deserve.
Have a nice day.

While the onions cook

In: Hissy Fit!, Links, The Family

Still in the midst of deadline, this is a quick post while I cook.
Our fireplace is toast. We can’t burn anything. The firebox itself is solid, but the chimney is falling apart. One strong wind, and we will lose bricks. That means I am very bitter.
The heater died as well. After NW Natural Gas [...]

Wow… what a bitch

In: Hissy Fit!, Links, Politics

I really can’t stand Anne Coulter. She’s a hateful skeeze, and the only reason she gets play on television is because she pisses everyone off. That’s entertainment! Why do people buy her books? Why would someone support a woman so full of hatred and disdain (in full disclosure - I haven’t read any of her [...]

Wow, they do things stupider in Texas, don’t they? If the person taking the rental application saw the tattoos to begin with, then why let them conintue with the process? And they took their money for the fee! Man, this makes me want to buy a house.
I understand the argument between private property rights (as [...]

Tricksy Winds

In: Animal Madness, Contemplation, Hissy Fit!

It’s been cool here and some of the trees have started to take on the colors of fall. I love Portland.
It’s supposed to get “hot” here tomorrow. All of 85…. god, I don’t miss Florida weather.
*edit..they updated the weather. It’s going to be 90. I think Frankie cursed us. I’ll get him back*
I’m working on [...]

We got a nice little post-it note last night from someone who lives near us. It said simply “Your dogs bark all the time! Perhaps you should close your windows or something.” Really? All the time? Truly?
I have one thing to say: Fuck you.
I know this is probably from our next door neighbors. They are [...]

Cat was kind enough to help us out by pointing us to a lovely apartment complex. The place is nice, and we would have a ground floor unit with a view. It’s a 2/1 and right in our budget. It is near transportation and close enough to the burbs to be convienant. It’s got a [...]

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In: Hissy Fit!, Slavin'

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Crabbypants

In: Hissy Fit!

After spending an obscene amount on our bed, it’s falling apart and we are suffering through no sleep
I woke up ever hour last night, except when I passed out in the early evening for a nap.
The bags under my eyes look like mis-applied eyeshadow.
I hate work today.
My sister make me laugh so hard that I [...]

It’s not over

In: Hissy Fit!, Rollins College

I finished my midterms.
Skipped out of work most of this week in order to get grad school and studying done.
Finished all of the grad school stuff except this fucking “Letter of Intent”
It’s due today.
As I write this, it’s 12:06 in the morning.
I am fucking tired.
Perhaps I should go to bed and try to finish it [...]

Rotten Apple

In: Hissy Fit!

My laptop is dead. I tried to install the OSX update, and it timed out. No biggie - I tried it again. It still didn’t work. D told me that it may have been Apple’s servers. I went to my office to grab old files from my external drive. No go. All of the programs [...]

Tapped by a Hummer

In: Everyday, Hissy Fit!

I really hate Orlando drivers. Really really really really reaaly hate them. D and I were coming back from the grocery store, and I was stopped at a red light. I watched this asshole ride my butt and then I felt the bump. Ooooohhhh…. I was pissed. I jumped out of the car, barefoot, and [...]

God’s Hotel

In: Hissy Fit!

Everybody got a room
Everybody got a room
Everybody got a room
In God’s Hotel.
Everybody got a room.Well you’ll never see a sign hanging on the door
Sayin ‘No vacancies anymore’.
Everybody got wings
Everybody got wings
Everybody got wings
In God’s Hotel.
Everybody got wings.
You’ll never see a sign hanging on the door
Sayin ‘At no time may both feet leave the floor’
Everybody got [...]

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