Welcome to the neighborhood, now STFU!
We got a nice little post-it note last night from someone who lives near us. It said simply “Your dogs bark all the time! Perhaps you should close your windows or something.” Really? All the time? Truly? I have one thing to say: Fuck you. I know this is probably from our next door neighbors. [...]
A place to hang my birdfeeder
Cat was kind enough to help us out by pointing us to a lovely apartment complex. The place is nice, and we would have a ground floor unit with a view. It’s a 2/1 and right in our budget. It is near transportation and close enough to the burbs to be convienant. It’s got a [...]
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Crabbypants
After spending an obscene amount on our bed, it’s falling apart and we are suffering through no sleep I woke up ever hour last night, except when I passed out in the early evening for a nap. The bags under my eyes look like mis-applied eyeshadow. I hate work today. My sister make me laugh [...]
It’s not over
I finished my midterms. Skipped out of work most of this week in order to get grad school and studying done. Finished all of the grad school stuff except this fucking “Letter of Intent” It’s due today. As I write this, it’s 12:06 in the morning. I am fucking tired. Perhaps I should go to [...]
Rotten Apple
My laptop is dead. I tried to install the OSX update, and it timed out. No biggie – I tried it again. It still didn’t work. D told me that it may have been Apple’s servers. I went to my office to grab old files from my external drive. No go. All of the programs [...]
Tapped by a Hummer
I really hate Orlando drivers. Really really really really reaaly hate them. D and I were coming back from the grocery store, and I was stopped at a red light. I watched this asshole ride my butt and then I felt the bump. Ooooohhhh…. I was pissed. I jumped out of the car, barefoot, and [...]
God’s Hotel
Everybody got a room Everybody got a room Everybody got a room In God’s Hotel. Everybody got a room.Well you’ll never see a sign hanging on the door Sayin ‘No vacancies anymore’. Everybody got wings Everybody got wings Everybody got wings In God’s Hotel. Everybody got wings. You’ll never see a sign hanging on the [...]
Foul
I am in a shit-tastic mood. I feel disappointed in myself. I seem to be able to drag my ass out of bed to go to work early, but not to run or to do anything for my health. I can eat well throughout the week, but then I fuck everything up on the weekend. [...]
RANT!
I wasn’t going to write about this because I thought it would put someone on the spot. But then I remembered, this is my blog and I can say what ever I damn well please. I won’t name names, because I do respect this person, but I am infuriated, even today. Last night someone came [...]
I am so tired….
of the “post 9-11″ hysteria. Sick of it. It’s absolute bullshit. Keep listening to a government that controls you with fear. Truly, you are making our would so damn safe with your quivering knees and weak spine. People died in the bombings. That sucks. People died in Katrina, but you don’t see anyone working on [...]
Watch the hanging
My emotions glow like a neon sign. I’m still trying to find a good use for this lack of control, but often, it gets me in trouble. Apparently living on the edge of a breakdown scares people. You see: emotionally unstable. I see the fires of possibility burning brightly. Now that I’ve completely lost the [...]
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Honest patchwork
Half written posts clog up a section of WordPress - the “manage” section. This probably doesn’t mean a damn thing to you, but I save some sites there, or story ideas and whatnot. The problem is, there are a lot of half-finished posts just sitting in digital purgatory. Some are rants. Others, just incomplete thoughts. [...]
I’m tired of my mailbox being full
I don’t know how D and I got on a Republican mailing list, but I am very very sick of the ads. I don’t agree with the views of the Republican party. You can’t “count on” my vote come next week. The ads on television disgust me. Why do we elect these whining toddlers who [...]
I am going to die
My stomach requires more sleep. So does my head. All of my coworkers are screaming into their phones and it’s making me want to throw up. I am hangover, my friends. Two glasses of wine in a stomach scoured by stress, and the drink went right to the parts of my body that like to [...]
Why I want to buy a house
I am sick of the landlords and property managers of the world. D and I are respectful tennants. We make sure that things are working right in the house. But our property managers are cheapskates and intrusive. I got a call last night telling us that we needed to fix up the yard, that it’s [...]
Oh, this is just bullshit
I can’t believe that a teacher is about to get fired because her students saw nudity!Why in the hell is this country so scared of naked beings. We all have bits – naked, jiggly bits! Art idealizes (most of the time if a classical style is used) the human form. And even if the body [...]
My uterus is going to essssplode
Do you know the agony of cramps? I do. I am going to blame my birthdaughter for this. Prior to her birth my periods were blissfully irregular, my boobies never hurt and I never had cramps. My body’s maturity into a vacant baby-making machine pains. Does my uterus long for a parasite to grow within [...]
Truth in the attempt
I am the Queen Mother of attempted changes. I quit smoking, rode, ran, ate healthy and avoided booze. This weekend shone as an example of my lack of self discipline. Smoking and drinking thrived, punctuated by stress and laughter with friends. I have the best of intentions, but I can’t seem to follow through for [...]
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