Bug Bug Bug!!!
I am a misquito buffet.
Rising Through Blue
I think the rain cleared my head.
Thank You
Black monkeys dance in my office at home and on my desk at work. Spawn lounges in D’s office. The mini-kung-fu dude found a place to live on my bookshelf. Your generosity and kindness shall not be forgotten.
Bullies
Why is aggravating me such fun?
Remembering My Last Name
It’s more difficult than you think.
Mountain Dew and a Smile
I worked out. I made my muscles jello. I am drinking a Mountain Dew I talked to D. I talked to a friend at work. I made a pledge not to let judgements ruin my day. I laughed, and I feel better.
Fucking Judgements
Fuck you if you don’t like the fact that I got married on Halloween. Fuck you if you don’t like the fact that I am not a follower of Jesus the Christ. And fuck you for your unsubstantiated judgements about who I am and why I am the way I am because you see nothing [...]
Puffy
The world falls down about my ears, and the one thing that sets me off into a spiraling mess is the shitty picture I had to take for my new badge at work.
Setting a Date
Saturday, March 5th Working on getting registered at different places, because, I love presents. We are going to work on invitations this weekend, so I would like to reiterate: I need your mailing addresses. E-mail them to me. NOW! That’s an ORDER! Thank you. =)
The Blinding Pink of Epcot
Who knew Disney could wash away the strife and angst like a cleansing shower. I almost loved the Mouse yesterday. Almost.
Fax Machine
There is a guy standing at my fax machine. Right next to him is the massive hole punch. He’s in my way. He won’t move. He keeps crossing and uncrossing his arms, frowning at the evil fax machine. He’s wearing a shirt the color of carrot-induced baby poop. He’s staring at the fax machine, waiting [...]
Shamed
The fires that burn my expatriate desires overwhelm me this morning.
Today You Should
This list is just a suggestion.
The Whole Story
If you missed it, here’s the short version.
« go back







