I’m a doggy aunt
My sister got a dog. I keep forgetting the breed, but I file it under “So ugly I’m cute.” She named him Cassanova, but calls him Cassie. She has a gay dog. He also is very much in love with his frog, which he humps constantly. Here is a picture of the little mongrel. All [...]
Swallowing sandpaper
I feel like the ick again. I have a sexy, deep voice. I buried myself in my blankets yesterday, moving only to use the bathroom and grab more excedrin. D made dinner. I love him. D and I went to Heather’s birthday celebration on Friday. Pirates — she made us wear pirate hats. And I [...]








