Meow

I’m:

1. female
2. married
3. vegetarian
4. a birthmother
5. not fond of most children
6. not into worshiping motherhood
7. really smitten by my niece
8. a hypocrite
9. am trying to quit smoking for the gajillionth time
10. addicted to video games (we have a 360 and a PS3)
11. a WoW player (Horde FTW!)
12. aware how dorky that makes me
13. okay with that
14. in grad school via low residency program
15. getting an MFA in Writing Popular Fiction
16. constantly amused that the blank stares when I I tell people that my thesis is an urban fantasy novel
17. consider myself “from” Portland now
18. sometimes sad that we left Florida, but mostly I miss the old house.
19. fond of backyard nature: birds, squirrels, etc.
20. not as fond of opossums.
21. not sure what to say here.
22. a very good cook
23. happiest when I’m in the kitchen
24. addicted to the internet
25. hoping to be a writer when I grow up
26. in my early thirties
27. apparently a scary person (see: working relationships and broken familial relationships)
28. fond of educational institutions that don’t test on animals
29. neurotic about my glasses and the windshield being clean
30. known to put salsa or hot sauce on almost everything, including grilled cheese
31. not Christian
32. very well aware of my prejudice against Christians
33. sort of working on that
34. lying about it too
35. half mexican, half irish-mutt
36. fond of bad 80′s movies
37. scared of horror flicks
38. almost ashamed to say that I like musicals
39. a tomboy
40. tattooed
41. fond of 4 letter words
42. employed by an engineering firm
43. not an engineer
44. a professional PITA (pain in the ass)
45. not going to edit my blogs because I’m lazy
46. a poor speller
47. political junkie
48. Happy I voted for Obama
49. manic depressive – Type II
50. also prone to rapid cycling
51. going to start a farm where animals that were abused can come to live (one day….. a long time from now)
52. against any government policy that makes weed illegal. Let the pot-smokers out of jail.
53. Staunchly anti-war
54. best friends with my sister, who is my opposite on many important issues.
55. judgemental (and honest about it…don’t I deserve a cookie!?!?!)
56. not sad that we no longer have cable. Now I have to pay attention to how I rot my brain.
57. strangely obsessive about certain things, like having to open closed presents in front of me, or closed boxes, or sealed mail.
58. spoiled rotten by my husband
59. prone to choosing wine by how cute the label is
60. in love with Porters and Stouts at the moment
61. mentally allergic to OJ with pulp
62. going to throw up if I keep thinking about pulp
63. a mac fan-girl
64. writing a novel
65. the only person in the world (besides my husband) who thought Avatar was a crap movie.
66. not a very good judge of character or movies
67. but Avatar was still crap
68. a fan of coffee, wine, beer and ice cream – but not in that order
69. going to get more tattoos in 3 months if I lose this weight
70. in love with almost any dog – except pugs.
71. ruled my my animals
72. an overly aggressive driver (dude, people here drive slooowww)
73. convinced that all other drivers are stupiddumbheads who deserve to be shot
74. fond of funky glasses and groovy purses
75. still learning how to use my camera
76. fairly good at taking pictures, as long as it is of nature.
77. heart trees
78. sleep with my iPad (I really wish Apple hadn’t named it after a feminine hygiene product)
79. sure you think I’m crazy by now, and you would be right
80. am drinking a beer milkshake in that picture, with my huzzie
81. the one who proposed.
82. going to go now because you know enough about me.