Meow
I’m:
- female
- married
- vegetarian
- a birthmother
- not fond of most children
- not into worshiping motherhood
- really smitten by my niece
- a hypocrite
- am trying to quit smoking for the gajillionth time
- addicted to video games (we have a 360 and a PS3)
- a WoW player (Horde FTW!)
- aware how dorky that makes me
- okay with that
- in grad school via low residency program
- getting an MFA in Writing Popular Fiction
- constantly amused that the blank stares when I I tell people that my thesis is an urban fantasy novel
- consider myself “from” Portland now
- sometimes sad that we left Florida, but mostly I miss the old house.
- fond of backyard nature: birds, squirrels, etc.
- not as fond of opossums.
- not sure what to say here.
- a very good cook
- happiest when I’m in the kitchen
- addicted to the internet
- hoping to be a writer when I grow up
- in my early thirties
- apparently a scary person (see: working relationships and broken familial relationships)
- fond of educational institutions that don’t test on animals
- neurotic about my glasses and the windshield being clean
- known to put salsa or hot sauce on almost everything, including grilled cheese
- not Christian
- very well aware of my prejudice against Christians
- sort of working on that
- lying about it too
- half mexican, half irish-mutt
- fond of bad 80′s movies
- scared of horror flicks
- almost ashamed to say that I like musicals
- a tomboy
- tattooed
- fond of 4 letter words
- employed by an engineering firm
- not an engineer
- a professional PITA (pain in the ass)
- not going to edit my blogs because I’m lazy
- a poor speller
- political junkie
- Happy I voted for Obama
- manic depressive – Type II
- also prone to rapid cycling
- going to start a farm where animals that were abused can come to live (one day….. a long time from now)
- against any government policy that makes weed illegal. Let the pot-smokers out of jail.
- Staunchly anti-war
- best friends with my sister, who is my opposite on many important issues.
- judgemental (and honest about it…don’t I deserve a cookie!?!?!)
- not sad that we no longer have cable. Now I have to pay attention to how I rot my brain.
- strangely obsessive about certain things, like having to open closed presents in front of me, or closed boxes, or sealed mail.
- spoiled rotten by my husband
- prone to choosing wine by how cute the label is
- in love with Porters and Stouts at the moment
- mentally allergic to OJ with pulp
- going to throw up if I keep thinking about pulp
- a mac fan-girl
- writing a novel
- the only person in the world (besides my husband) who thought Avatar was a crap movie.
- not a very good judge of character or movies
- but Avatar was still crap
- a fan of coffee, wine, beer and ice cream – but not in that order
- going to get more tattoos in 3 months if I lose this weight
- in love with almost any dog – except pugs.
- ruled my my animals
- an overly aggressive driver (dude, people here drive slooowww)
- convinced that all other drivers are stupiddumbheads who deserve to be shot
- fond of funky glasses and groovy purses
- still learning how to use my camera
- fairly good at taking pictures, as long as it is of nature.
- heart trees
- sleep with my iPad (I really wish Apple hadn’t named it after a feminine hygiene product)
- sure you think I’m crazy by now, and you would be right
- am drinking a beer milkshake in that picture, with my huzzie
- the one who proposed.
- going to go now because you know enough about me.









